panic attack

x: so well, tell me about yourself
y: em i'm y 22 years old from anus asteroid giddy giddy njcxghvfrhkj yolo
y: yolo
x: ........ YOU GET THE JOB!!!!!
y: really?
x: no
y: i'm sorry i got too nerv- *punched few times by everyone including his girlfriend and the janitor

it is the third time y wake up to the same nightmare. he promised himself to become a hermit. never that he knew the hermit society begin to interview their candidates that year